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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

'Life is very short and jokes make it colorful. We must find a reason to smile. Anything which makes you smile from inner heart is really worth for you'

A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week." The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." Once again the receptionist replies, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week."

The next day the guy makes his regular call to the law firm and say, "I want to speak to my lawyer." "Excuse me sir," the receptionist says, "but this is third time I've had to tell you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?" The guy replies, "Because I love hearing it!"